19 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

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    Hair - Vague ideas seem more convincing than detailed plans because it is harder to find concrete errors in them.
  • 02
    Adaptation - When a person yells at an animal for making noise now there are Itwo animals making noise.
  • 03
    Facial expression - It seems like the last 5% of a phone's battery lasts longer than the other 95%
  • 04
    Facial expression - If a businessman tricked a customer, it's a business strategy but if a customer tricked a businessman, it's thievery.
  • 05
    Grave - Aburial plot is literally the last thing you need
  • 06
    Human leg - Checking your phone for notifications is like opening your fridge more than once when you know there is no food es
  • 07
    Cake - At the age of 30 you would have had a month worth of birthdays.
  • 08
    Clothing - The letter x is used more in math than in the English language.
  • 09
    Text - Aninspiring person wants you to remember their idea. An egotistical person wants you to remember who told you the idea.
  • 10
    Natural landscape - The more a dog drinks, the larger its potential territory
  • 11
    Movie - Gold Rush has been on Discovery Channel for 7 seasons and the main guys haven't even found gold yet.
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    Insect - Mosquitoes are essentially used, flying, dirty needles.
  • 13
    Shoulder - You know it's time to do laundry when you dry off with a hand towel.
  • 14
    Hair - The 3 A's in Australia are all pronounced differently
  • 15
    Watermelon - If you freeze a watermelon does it become an icemelon?
  • 16
    Text - "Demilitarized zones" seem like they should be safe, friendly places, but this doesn't seem to be the case.
  • 17
    Cloud - Nothing is more of a lose-lose than being a doomsday predictor
  • 18
    Land vehicle - Don't go broke trying to act rich. Act your wage
  • 19
    Text - It's only a gambling problem if you keep losing, other wise it's a high paying career TOZatusots LAS VEGAS NEVADA

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